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#2 Where is that smell coming from?..... There is no possible way your cleats smell that bad, I can smell it all over the house. I thought something died in the crawl space.
#3 No I don't know where your green socks are, why don't you wear your blue ones! Both of your blue ones are right here. Fine, you can wear one green one and one blue one, just get dressed. We have to go!
#4 It's pouring down rain you can't just wear shorts and your uniform shirt.
#5 Yes you have to say good game even know you lost.
I know you didn't think it was a good game but its good sportsmanship.
We will talk about sportsmanship in the car JUST GO SAY GOOD GAME AND GRAB YOUR SNACK YOUR SISTERS GAME STARTS IN 15 MIN AND IT TAKES 20 TO GET THERE!
#6 I don't care how many times they fouled you and ref didn't see it you don't foul them back. We have already discussed what good sportsmanship is 15 billion times this season. and it's important. Keep your hands to yourself this is soccer not tackle foot ball.
#7 It doesn't matter if you get creamed it matters that you learn something and have fun! Yes, you can have fun even though you get creamed. Stop saying creamed!
#8 Stop picking flowers while you're on the field. That's how as you say it "get creamed"
#9 I will yell and scream and cheer for your team all I want. I paid your registration fee.
#10 Child: why are we at the store after bedtime......
Mom: Because I'm snack mom tomorrow and I forgot.
Child: You always forget.
Why is white even a color available on soccer uniforms, do they know I don't have time for grass stains!!!!
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I would love to hear what you have said as a soccer mom!!!